Friday, April 25, 2008

Why is Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton concealing donor lists from Hoosiers and Tarheels?


Why will the Clintons sell this donor list, but not divulge it to voters in Indiana and North Carolina? Why are the Clintons depriving American voters of the chance to cast a more informed vote than she did on the Iraq War? Additional details to come before those primaries.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

So, Today's the Day

Pennocchio lives on if Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton doesn't muster some grace and bow out tonight.

Many thanks to those reporters and editors who've expressed interest in doing a post-mortem, exploring how grassroots organizers have helped to sideline Mark Pennocchio Penn. We'll remain active as long as her campaign does, and we'll have more about Penn's ongoing involvement in her campaign, too.

Finally, many thanks to the real Pennsylvanians who wrote with information. Tonight is your night! Thank you for putting up with Pennocchio's Puppet for 7 whole weeks!

Friday, April 11, 2008

Margaret Cho REALLY likes Obama (*wink* *wink*)

Last night, I was surprised by my partner and some friends with tickets to see Margaret Cho. Liam Sullivan (and his alter egos, Kelly and Aunt Susan) opened. For those who don't know, Text Message Breakup is a cult phenom among younger voters. Betch.

Cho herself made her stance in this election quite clear: damning Hillary with faint praise, she said she REALLY likes Obama. *wink* *wink* For emphasis, she repeated that she REALLY likes Obama. *wink* *wink*

Poor Mark Pennocchio Penn: all he could muster was that "sad old queen," Elton (to borrow a phrase Cho herself used last night to describe Senator Larry "Wide Stance" Craig of HeDaHo). Cho and Kelly would kick Sir Elton's ass in a caged Grudge Match.

One more sign that Mark's Muppeteering is so over?

Can we please just do a Text Messsage Breakup with Billary and be done with it?

That, my friends, would be Beautiful , indeed.

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah, Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah, Hey, Hey, Hey!

Good-bye!

Since Geoff and Howard are still using Pennocchio's Puppetmaster Playbook, though, and since the Clintons still haven't come clean to Pennsylvanians about The Concealed Clinton Library Donor Lists, Pennocchio will remain active, to:

1. Inform Pennsylvanians (and voters in any other states in which Mark's Muppet chooses to remain in contention) about who Mark Penn really is, and why Hillary's affiliation with Pennocchio shows that she's not the candidate who aligns with their true best interests; and

2. Inform Pennsylvanians and other voters about issues the Clintons are Pennocchio-ing.

Jiminy Clinton is one dancing happy dancing cricket today, boys and girls!