Penn's Puppet Show Came to DC Today

This evening, Mark's Marionette spoke from the Daughters of the American Revolution's Constitution Hall.

Earlier this week, I was tipped off to the following:

Join Chelsea and me in DC‏


From: Hillary Clinton (finance@hillaryclinton.com)
Sent: [redacted]
Reply-to: finance@hillaryclinton.com
To: [redacted]

Please join us for an evening to remember at Constitution Hall in Washington, DC this Wednesday, March 26th -- tickets start at $25! Sign up today at and be a part of history. Don't wait to register -- we expect to sell out!

Please forward this e-mail to your friends and colleagues -- churches and book clubs. And don't forget to sign up your family and kids -- this event will be fun for all generations.

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I like a good puppet show.

So, I went to check out the action. But I learned my manners. When invited, never show up empty-handed. I brought enough of these flyers for everyone - including the satellite trucks parked outside (from local DC networks, as well as national and international broadcast news outlets).



Fact-checking on the Penn stories is now underway. Pictures of today's event (including of the Clinton staffers, who didn't seem to enjoy my host's gift) will be posted tomorrow.

~ Jiminy Clinton, Official Conscience of the Clinton Campaign

P.S. If you'd like a copy of this flyer to print, copy, and distribute in your neighborhood (especially if you live in - or have family or friends who live in - PA), please contact me.